The Blissfully Clueless —✨ Limited Edition

For the Karens of the congregation who mean well… but also mean business. This sassy, sanctified trio was made for the girl who can quote scripture, start a prayer chain, and still “accidentally” spill the latest tea in the fellowship hall.

• “We Confessed About You” Scrunchie – For those holy whispers that somehow make it to everyone’s prayer list.

• Matthew 5:8 Scrunchie – Blessed are the pure in heart… and even more blessed when your hair looks this good.

• Kiss Print Scrunchie – A little flirty, a little extra, and a whole lot of “God knows my heart.”

Perfect for Bible study, coffee after service, or that strategic pew seat where everyone can see your new hair accessory. Only here for a short time—grab yours before the church ladies do.